How Ghetto Are you?

1. Ball Gum is AWESOME (and you can chew it all day long without changing)
2. You know every word of "KIASI"
3. Your pants are so baggy you have to empty the cats out every few steps
4. You've never lost a mchongoano contest
5. You own or want a grill for your teeth
6. You made your own ball gum necklace
7. You blinged out your car with gold spray paint
8. You've bought spinner hubcaps or rims
9. You bought spinner hubcaps or rims but don't own a car
10. You have never changed the oil in your car but you put in a better sound system every 6 months
11. You have used something other than a pool as a pool
12. You have taken a bath in a pool

13. You fix everything with duct tape
14. You have added a stereo to a bicycle, wagon, shopping cart, or any other non-motorized vehicle
15. You have a shopping cart in your home
16. You've buy juice not soda at a bash to save money
17. You know somebody who has gotten shot
18. You personally have been shot
19. You watch KBC
20. Color-changing paint is AWESOME
21. Your car has doors or windows that don't work
22. You have ever ridden on the outside of a car
23. You get drunk once or more a week

24. Cough drops are like cheap candy!
25. You like MUTURA or Road side roast maize
26. Your car's windshield has been cracked for more than a month
27. You've taken the bus to a nightclub (don't lie)
28. One side of your car has rims/hubcaps and the other side doesn't
29. You hold the cut button when someone else call your phone (and you hang up before they say "bye")
30. More than one person has your child
31. You look forward to election campaign period (you gosta get paid)
32. You borrow clothes for a party and return them to your pal the next day
33. You used the batteries from your remote control for something else
34. You return gifts for money
35. The batteries in your remote control are held with a piece of tape
36. You pee in your bathroom before you shower
37. You leave your house with a paper bag to do shopping
38. You cant make a full conversation in English without a few Swahili words.
39. You can't speak English
40. You can't speak English without using the words "as in"
41. You bottle water in a juice bottle