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Thursday, September 16, 2010

Top 10 Ugliest Celebs

I am one person who believes that there are no ugly people, we were all created by my Father and he knew what he was doing when He made our faces to look like they do. So I will not say anything about Lil Weezy, no I am not. I however have a problem however with people who look themselves in the mirror and decide that God was not thinking right when he created you and you therefor decide to do a lil som som for yourself so that you may look "perfect" for getting that you can never compete with your creator and the result....it is then that you become SUPER UGLY in my books.

This is also for those mamas who apply a lot of make up, trying to accentuate your look but you over do and end up looking like some one I know...yes you, you are not half as fly as the image in your cracked mirror...SUE ME!
So I embarked on a task of digging out some celebrity plastic surgery disasters and some of these goons will just shock you.

First off:

Marilyn Manson

Seriously … what the hell happened to this kid? From the ghostly white makeup you can see on his black collar to the funky blue eye and blood red lips … Marilyn Manson is a freak and there’s nothing more to say, he’s ugly by choice. And not only is he ugly, but he scares the crap out of us.

Jocelyn Wildenstein



Holy crap! This is what happens when you get obsessed with plastic surgery. A wealthy socialite from Switzerland, Jocelyn is actually a celeb for being so ugly. Her extreme appearance has led to the press giving her the nickname “The Bride of Wildenstein,” a reference to The Bride of Frankenstein. Wildenstein has allegedly spent almost US$4,000,000 on cosmetic surgery over the years, all payed by her husband, the billionaire international art dealer Alec Wildenstein. That amount of money should have bought her a magic mirror..you know the Snow White kind that talks back at ya...Word!

Michael Berryman



No, it is not make-up. This actor born in LA, suffers from Hypohidrotic Ectodermal Dysplasia (a rare condition leaving him with no sweat glands, hair, fingernails or teeth). Damn I'm smart. He played Pluto in Wes Craven’s 1977 horror film The Hills Have Eyes. He has also appeared in numerous science fiction and fantasy movies such as My Science Project (1985), Weird Science (1985), Armed Response (1986) and Evil Spirits (1990). He also appeared in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, and The Devil’s Rejects. Berryman generally portrays mutant bikers, evil undertakers, monsters and other frightening characters. He has also starred in episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation and The X-Files. (Quincy does research)

Clint Howard



No weird disease this time — he’s just plain ugly. But then, again, it is probably what made him famous. Born in 1959, the actor appeared in Cocoon, Steve Martin’s Parenthood, EdTV, Apollo 13, Austin Powers, That Thing You Do among others. In 1998, Howard was awarded the MTV Lifetime Achievement Award. He got married twice, just to show you that looks don’t matter. So my friend, there is hope yet for you.

Shane MacGowan



Donatella Versace


Oh, how the years go by. Yes, she’s talented, famous and rich, but… she’s now ugly as hell! Oh and by the way, this is the same person who is responsible for all the Versace clad you like so much. Beautiful stuff but her face looks like the sole of her worst Versace shoe...for men.

Amy Winehouse



English soul, jazz, and R&B singer and songwriter, she’s another drug victim. Now, get this: she has a number of “old school” tattoos of naked women on her body. When asked about them, she was quoted as saying “I like pin-up girls. I’m more of a boy than a girl in that way. I’m not a lesbian, though — not before a sambuca anyway. And the she said she would own a beauty salon once her singing schedule calms down… that’s a must. You see the gap between her teeth? She got that from a junky in rehab when she shouted at anaa junky saying "leave me alone you junky b@#$%"

Kelly Osbourne



“Uh, I’m ugly.” Yeah, we know Kelly. The British accent is cute and we love that she is all about being an individual, but quite frankly Kelly Osbourne’s annoying and a brat. And we’re not picking on her weight, because it fluctuates like the weather in Kajiado and we don’t care. Weight really can’t change whether you are ugly or not. And Kelly is on our list!

3 comments:

  1. hehe pretty funy now i feel damn hot

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  2. Well that's kinda rude.....I mean I don't really pay attention to people's looks.....I mean I like Marilyn Manson's songs and Amy Winehouse's songs too.....you don't have to be rude about everyone thats not perfect

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