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Thursday, August 12, 2010

What would you do if your father was A BIG HOLYWOOD MOVIE STAR???

-Will and Jada Pinkett Smith - Parents, their seed, Jaden Smith
-John Voight - Dad, his seed, Agelina Jolie
-Bruce Lee - Dad, his seed, Brandon Lee
-Donald Sutherland - Dad, His seed Keifer (Jack Bauer "Rambo, Terminator, Chuck Norris, Superman combined) Sutherland
-Kirk Douglas - Dad, his seed, Micheal Douglas
-Martin Sheen - Dad, his seed, Charlie sheen and the rest of the billy goats and the least is endless.

Then there is Laurence Fishburne - Dad, his seed.....Montana "Chipy D" Fishburne.
Does not ring any bells? Ok, let me give you the four moja moja this very sad story.

Laurence Fishburne, is Morpheus (The Matrix) and has done the following:
The Color Purple, Death Wish 2, Nightmare on Elmstreet, Boyz in The Hood, The Matrix 1,2,3, Mission Impossible 3, Fantastic 4(as The Silver Surfer's Voice), Armored, Predators 2010 etc etc

Obviously he is a huge success in the movie industry but his seed on the other hand has decided not to wait for daddy dearest to hook her up for a role in major motion picture aaaaaand decided to go do XXX, yep ,that is Morse code for porn. And she is calling herself "Chippy D" The symbol of greatness better known as Morpheus, was maaaaaad! He has tried to establish contact with his daughter in vain, she is not ready to meet her dad.

I got a hold of her interview on WJLB and this is what went down:


1.How many reality show offers have you had?
“None yet, but I’m looking forward to hearing from some”

2.Why did you decide to do porn when your father was already so successful?
“Umm… I mean.. I’ve looked at my father growing up, and he’s always been successful but, for me, I was interested in porn… since high school.”

3.Have you talked to your dad about your decision?
“No I haven’t. I considered how he would feel before it started, but I didn’t let that effect my decision on what I want to do.”

4.What was your motivation to do porn?
I just didn’t want to wait. I turned 18 and I was like ‘alright.’ This is something I’ve been thinking about for 4 years, so I didn’t want to wait. I was so excited to get started and I am so excited. My movie comes out today!

5.How would you feel if you had a daughter who wanted to do porn?
“I would feel proud of her because despite everything… even though I may not want her to do what she’s doing, I’d be proud of her because I know its gonna be a hard road and there’s gonna be a lot of haters. But if she’s perusing what she wants to then I’ll be proud for her standing up for herself.”

6.What can you be after a porn star?
“I can go into a lot of different branches of the entertainment industry. It hasn’t stopped… that’s what I’m saying”

7a.But you can only be on the porn side of it… you couldn’t do a movie with your father…
“Why can’t I?”

7bCuz ur a porn star… How many porn stars have u seen in a movie w/ your father?
“I haven’t seen any and that’s what’s so beautiful about it. Im not trying to be like anybody else…I want to start w porn. If it goes into mainstream than it goes into mainstream. But like I said, I’m still young that I can switch and do a lot of different things right now. I understand porn will block me from some of the mainstream work, but I’m not worried about it.

8.Why do you want to be in the negative porn world all the time? Are you messed up on drugs?
“Everyone says ‘negative world’ and that’s how you guys view it. I feel like, I’m not caught up in drugs, and I don’t have a troubled childhood. So for me, there are some people in the porn world that are just normal people. That aren’t messed up. And its something they just like”

9.Have you ever tried cocaine?
“No.”

10.Were you a freak in high school?
“No. I wasn’t sleeping around in high school, and I wasn’t on drugs. I was a very good girl. 3.0 gpa.”

11.Were you with women?
“I’ve never been with a girl a day in my life.”
…that’s gonna end!

12.Have you ever been arrested for prostitution?
“No way. Never a prostitute. I’ve been hearing so much. I’ve been hearing some girl name NeNe talk about me… I don’t even know her.”

13.Why don’t you like Alicia Keys?
“I do… I just don’t like how she stole Mashonda’s man” She sings “I’m reeeaaaadddy”

14.Mr. Chase: You have a nice voice… Why don’t you be a singer?
“Because I want to do POOOORRRRRRNNNNN!”

15.Have you slept with any celebrities?
“No.” not yet

16.Is them burn marks on your bum?
NO ANSWER!

Girl, I do not know what 3.0 GPA you got but you do not look that smart if the answers to questions 1,2,3,4,5,6,7......etc are anything to go by.

You guy if my father was Morpheus, I'd cry my heart out until he does another Matrix and call it Matrix Replenished or Matrix Revitalized or some Re-something but porn? Noooo.



1 comment:

  1. hahahahaha

    bahngi za eastleigh zimeanza kuongea

    pornstar??????? rily???????

    she so glad her parents r `understanding`

    coz myn wuld whoop her ass!!!!!!

    n yep shes blonde. n clearly worse than nikki minaj, who i find so damn irritating!!!!!!!!

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