WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT

I know what you are thinking...but you can go hang if you think that WWE is like sooooo 1995. I watch it and I know a good number of people who are die hard fans of the show.
Granted, there are some what-the-hell gimmicks that really make me want to crawl up the wall but 90% of the time they give me a run for my money. Especially now that there are some dim wit kids who are calling themselves The Nexus. Now work with me here, These goons in all intents and purposes are some 7 children who were recruited as rookies to get a chance to be super stars on WWE. Only problem is, out of the 7, only one can qualify to be the next break out star and the rest can pack their kiddie bags and go play catch with other neighborhood kids. For the 1st Season, this guy, Wade Barret (he's English so he pronounces it as Wheeey Barrah) was the one who qualified and got himself a contract but the rest of the guys cried saying they too want contracts. And to get these contracts, they have held the WWE Universe hostage by terrorizing everyone and everything until someone hears their cry. They beat up camera men, the announcers, security guys, the tea guy, and even the pro wrestlers are not spared. What makes me want to jump off a cliff, if I can find one and the guts to do so, is that they attacked the WWE chairman who happens to be the owner of the company and the guy does not fire the kids, I mean, cummon!!! Anyhu, and this brings me to the reason I am writing this post, they messed with the wrong guy when the y turned on the guy who was played by God and was born white and not a negro, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRABADOOOOO (theme music) John Cena. They cost him a championship match and really sorted him out in the process. Now Cena is tired of being jumped by these tois and he has a group of his own. Edge, Chris Jericho, The Great Kali, John Morrison, Evan Bourne and Bret Hart. (He should have picked Sheamus and Randy Orton instead of Bret and Evan) but anyways they still made a statement and they are up to fight at Summer Slam on August 15th...can't wait. Some powerful alliances have been formed since the birth of The Nexus: John Cena and Orton and maybe Sheamus though that guy is a little shaky. I have a feeling that The Undertaker will make a grand appearance in summer slam and that will be a sight to behold (dude is very creative)

Speaking of which, in other news, Dead Man, The Undertaker is still in a vegetative state and his half brother Kane has been going on a revenge spree, choke-slamming anything that moves until he finds who is responsible of attacking the dead man. And maybe once again we will see The Brothers of Destruction back in action. That to me spells doom.