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Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Mama Ciku and Mwalimu King'ash


Now, this dude is my pal, we boys like this (beating my chest with a fist)and I have known him since High school them days. He was my Drama club chairman. He's good peoples and I am humbled at how far and how much he has achieved.You may know his storo of who he was before this celeb vibe began and you too respect him for that. He is funny and he is the ONLY radio presenter who till today jazzes my life with a shagz modos accent, the rest wanaeza enda chekea chooni. But for him, we love him and for most of us will ditch anything to be home and watch his show on that funny station.

Daniel Ndambuki aka, Churchill aka Mwalimlu King'ang'i done messed up, now brother be a negative ten. Wooi, and the way he has been a role model.

**Digress mode**

In this our December, in this our Nairobi, there is something funny going on. Celebs are on a roll to make fools of themselves. In descending order: First there was Avril, naked pictures of her all over the social network, before her Vuvusheila Kwamboka, licking some vajayjay in Big brother All Stars, a new comer, Maurysha, performing at a colle gig with a dress that would fit my kid cousin's doll and some see very see through tights while dancing on the floor with her legs up exposing the lil girl in all her glory, a few months back, Kaz with full frontal nudity in the net, two Former miss USIU, very young girls, very cute VEEEEEERY NASTY kubaffs.

What would possess someone to expose themselovs (that is lunje right there....themselovs) like that??? Digressing over.

Back to Kingash, now as some of you well informed people know, dude was caught with his pants down, as in for sheezy.

This is the vibe incase you are too busy on facebook instead of reading this blog:

Sooooo, si there is this mama, who is married by the way, that every time her jamaa leaves for work, Kingash comes over to "entertain" her. Now ubaya niiii, kumbe the mboches of the neighbors know of the indiscretion. Let me tell you, reke guire, if you want to act funny, never get a mboch, never live in a neighborhood that has mboches, never ever, ever, kabisaaa, rent a house in a plot. Why? The mboch, yours or otherwise has made friends with other mboches who have made friends with the watchies who know every vibe in the hood. When you see them katianaing after mama Caro has left, it is 90% about you and what you do in the house.

So anyway, the mboches have been spotting a man inginaing the house after mzee ameondoka and they told other mboches, who told the watchie, who told the mzee. Don't say "Teren Teren" yet. So apparently baba Ciku trusts his wife and did not believe that vibe so he called the popo and told them to stake out and bring him evidence. They did and this is how it went down.

Baba Ciku leaves, Mama Ciku calls Sweety, (Kingash), sweety shows up and they drink some "juice" like this then they start shikashikaniang over there. No sooner was the mama beaming in Eve's birth gown and Lil Kingash was exposed staring at the ceiling than some Nigerian Broda comes out of the other room with a Camera going click click click all over the bastard. TEREN TEREN!!! Si dude flees, but the other guys have the pics. Mama Ciku has since been mteja, Kingash is not answering any calls why/ Read below.

The goons who took the pics are saying, he needs to come up with 5 million shillings bob, lest the pics wind up in the media. Baba Ciku on the other hand does not care but just wants Kiingash dead, as in for real to Kufa!

Now this is what I think went down. This is a set up if I ever smelled one. Kwani mama Ciku did not know that the other bedroom had a Nigerian Broda? And how did them negros get Churchill's number? You tell me if this is real busting!?

All in all, fake or not, Churchill has no business whatsoever sleeping around. It is bad enough that he is born again and he has been seen many times drunk, I have witnessed that myself, but to cheat on his mama with a married mama, Mama Ciku no less. AAAAAiiii!!! (shaking my head)

He was a role model to many and his story has touched even the hard knocks but he done messed up bad.

I have no idea what is going on but even you, do not walk around pointing fingers at celebs and say they are nasty while you do the same. Ni vile tu wewe hatukujui but you are no better. This makes me so upset and Churchill, you know I got mad love for you and we still bros but if you are reading this, which I know you will, just know you have deeply dissapointed me and you should be ashamed of yourself. Your wife and children do not deserve this. You have not only let the christian folk down, but you have let down all the married men who strive to make marriage work!!! MSSSCCCHHHHEEEEWWW!!!

Call me....Word!

3 comments:

  1. He's good peoples

    we boys like this (beating my chest with a fist)

    done messed up, now brother be a negative ten

    You sound like a fool son.

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  2. So says a guy called...CARGILL. Your Parents Hate you to call you that.

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  3. Hey Quincy; why the slowdown on the downlow? This churchill saga was a 0/10 by the way. If he'd been busted with his co-host then it would have been juicier

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