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Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Mama Ciku and Mwalimu King'ash


Now, this dude is my pal, we boys like this (beating my chest with a fist)and I have known him since High school them days. He was my Drama club chairman. He's good peoples and I am humbled at how far and how much he has achieved.You may know his storo of who he was before this celeb vibe began and you too respect him for that. He is funny and he is the ONLY radio presenter who till today jazzes my life with a shagz modos accent, the rest wanaeza enda chekea chooni. But for him, we love him and for most of us will ditch anything to be home and watch his show on that funny station.

Daniel Ndambuki aka, Churchill aka Mwalimlu King'ang'i done messed up, now brother be a negative ten. Wooi, and the way he has been a role model.

**Digress mode**

In this our December, in this our Nairobi, there is something funny going on. Celebs are on a roll to make fools of themselves. In descending order: First there was Avril, naked pictures of her all over the social network, before her Vuvusheila Kwamboka, licking some vajayjay in Big brother All Stars, a new comer, Maurysha, performing at a colle gig with a dress that would fit my kid cousin's doll and some see very see through tights while dancing on the floor with her legs up exposing the lil girl in all her glory, a few months back, Kaz with full frontal nudity in the net, two Former miss USIU, very young girls, very cute VEEEEEERY NASTY kubaffs.

What would possess someone to expose themselovs (that is lunje right there....themselovs) like that??? Digressing over.

Back to Kingash, now as some of you well informed people know, dude was caught with his pants down, as in for sheezy.

This is the vibe incase you are too busy on facebook instead of reading this blog:

Sooooo, si there is this mama, who is married by the way, that every time her jamaa leaves for work, Kingash comes over to "entertain" her. Now ubaya niiii, kumbe the mboches of the neighbors know of the indiscretion. Let me tell you, reke guire, if you want to act funny, never get a mboch, never live in a neighborhood that has mboches, never ever, ever, kabisaaa, rent a house in a plot. Why? The mboch, yours or otherwise has made friends with other mboches who have made friends with the watchies who know every vibe in the hood. When you see them katianaing after mama Caro has left, it is 90% about you and what you do in the house.

So anyway, the mboches have been spotting a man inginaing the house after mzee ameondoka and they told other mboches, who told the watchie, who told the mzee. Don't say "Teren Teren" yet. So apparently baba Ciku trusts his wife and did not believe that vibe so he called the popo and told them to stake out and bring him evidence. They did and this is how it went down.

Baba Ciku leaves, Mama Ciku calls Sweety, (Kingash), sweety shows up and they drink some "juice" like this then they start shikashikaniang over there. No sooner was the mama beaming in Eve's birth gown and Lil Kingash was exposed staring at the ceiling than some Nigerian Broda comes out of the other room with a Camera going click click click all over the bastard. TEREN TEREN!!! Si dude flees, but the other guys have the pics. Mama Ciku has since been mteja, Kingash is not answering any calls why/ Read below.

The goons who took the pics are saying, he needs to come up with 5 million shillings bob, lest the pics wind up in the media. Baba Ciku on the other hand does not care but just wants Kiingash dead, as in for real to Kufa!

Now this is what I think went down. This is a set up if I ever smelled one. Kwani mama Ciku did not know that the other bedroom had a Nigerian Broda? And how did them negros get Churchill's number? You tell me if this is real busting!?

All in all, fake or not, Churchill has no business whatsoever sleeping around. It is bad enough that he is born again and he has been seen many times drunk, I have witnessed that myself, but to cheat on his mama with a married mama, Mama Ciku no less. AAAAAiiii!!! (shaking my head)

He was a role model to many and his story has touched even the hard knocks but he done messed up bad.

I have no idea what is going on but even you, do not walk around pointing fingers at celebs and say they are nasty while you do the same. Ni vile tu wewe hatukujui but you are no better. This makes me so upset and Churchill, you know I got mad love for you and we still bros but if you are reading this, which I know you will, just know you have deeply dissapointed me and you should be ashamed of yourself. Your wife and children do not deserve this. You have not only let the christian folk down, but you have let down all the married men who strive to make marriage work!!! MSSSCCCHHHHEEEEWWW!!!

Call me....Word!

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Avril...Busted


Ok, Sheila Kwamboka is now like sooo two months ago, incoming Avril. Peeps have been sending my a lot of mail asking me to investigate and find out the truth about this whole Avril getting her freak on and posting the pics online. So I oblige but I refuse to put up the pictures since they are ish PG, and that green ngotha is not appealing at all and plus you have seen them already.

I am going to be honest with you, I don't give a rat's toe about her music. Personally I think she would do a better job painting the roads yellow than impersonate a musician. Now granted, she is a pretty chick, I have been with her once on my show and once when including other celebs, we were invited to a V.V.I.P. lounge opening party (but do I say) and she looked really hot in a nice yellow dress...I think yeye ni mkamba her real name could be something like Syomiti or Kavindu. I digress, she looked nice.

So her pictures...Someone sent me a link on facebook and semad....DUDE, YOU GOTTA CHECK THIS OUT. (with a Kenyan accent)At first I was like DAAAAAAAAAAYYYYUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNN!!! At the time I was javing so I could not be so open because I was sitting next to a hot Ethiopian mama, sorry the mama was sitting next to me and I did not want her to think I am nasty so I had to be discreet. Buuuut, DAAAAAYYYYUUUUUMMMMMNNNN!!! I could swear that it was Avril with some not very good looking dude, or chick, or a heshe, female....you get? Uhuh!!! Those pictures were not appealing at all. Remember the Kaz or the Former Miss USIU ones? Now those could make a brother go GAGA but Avril, Eish, Mami!

Note: I am not saying that it is Avril in the pictures neither I'm I denying it. The only people who know if those pictures are the real deal is the three goons involved. Why 3 you ask? because there must have been a third party taking the high def pichas of "Avril" and the WO-MAN. (hehe I'm smart).

You have heard of Photoshop, this could be it. Why, there was a guy who made a comment, his name is Phillip if I remember correctly, he said that he photoshopped the whole thing. Got someone who was nude and had messed up hair and fixed Avril's face on it. Dude was playing around with his laptop and a pal got hold of the pics and sent them to Facebook. Now two things here, that could be true or that could be Avril's pal trying to save her green pantied diab (pun intended)

One of her Pals, a good friend of mine has told me that they spoke and she's acting a fool and really doesn't mind the pics of her and her shemale friend infecting our phones and computers with viruses. Sooooooo, according to my source, they are for real.

We have since talked and she is willing to meet with me and set the record straight. Keep you posted.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Who are this boy's parents?





Dear Mr. Jenkins and Ms. Way: We understand being the parents of a teenage
millionaire must make a lot of things easy to overlook. But we’re gonna need you to come get your child.



Because clearly, nobody around him is gonna stop him from saying stupid things or doing dumb !@#$. Your cute little boy now looks like a sideshow freak. Like if this rap thing doesn’t work out, he can compete for the most tattooed man in the world.



And the tattoos themselves aren’t the issue. But we’re pretty certain that if our kid came home with some random broad’s lips tatted on his neck, we’d take some kind of action.

Please reign this little boy in before he can legally start drinking next summer. ‘Cause alcohol will only make matters worse.

And while you’re at it: please tell him that a pretty boy’s swag does not include having the world see his droopy drawls on television. And what happens once the term "Swag" is not used anymore, with his face full of it?

We thank you.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Big Brother Africa All stars




DRAMATIC ANNOYING VOICE...They have lived through the drama, they have achieved the "A" list of celebrity status...bla bla bla. The worst show ever is finally over, for now and we have a new winner. After 91 days stay in the Big Brother All Stars house away from family members, mobile phone, internet and totally cut off from the outside world the whole Big Brother Africa All Stars has finally come to an end and Nigerian musician/model/actor, Uti (wa mgongo) Nwachukwu, has emerged the winner of the coveted $200,000 cash prize with Munya from Zimbabwe as the 1st runner up. This is the second consecutive Big Brother Africa win for Nigeria as Kevin Chuwang Pam won Big Brother Revolution in 2009.\

I for one I am glad that this silly (that is not the word I have used in my head)show is over. If you have been following this blog then you know I had few choice words for this show and I am making noooo apologies. Now because I am patriotic, I will talk once more again about the Kenyan Vuvusheila Kwamboka before I close with Uti and Munya.

Our Kenyan rep, Sheila was selected to participate (read embarrass) in the show and she did more than participate (again read embarrass). Now if you have not been watching BBA and do not have any dirt on Sheilla, Kindly indulge me as I quickly mutate into an unemployed woman in a plot as I tell you what's what. (Muchene Mode)

So she walked into the house and when asked by the other housemates to tell them something about her country she talked about how she and Jeff-----Koin-age covered the post election violence together and she wondered aloud why she did not win the CNN journalist of the year award. No one told her that you do not win any award for carrying cables for the camera. But I would vote for her any day for JKG Awards (Jua Kali Grogan Awards). She also gave them vibe about Hellon, Timberlake and Esther Timberlake like they give a hoot about those goons.

(The JKG Awards trophy)


What killed me was when she flaunted her celibacy ring saying "I do not think it is right for people to have sex all the time" WHAT!? Now I will have you know that when she was sent to the barn (a place big brother who sometimes was a woman sent you to if you were up for eviction or on punishment) she realized that her strategy of being the story teller would not keep her in the house so she switched to heavy artillery mode.

Now hold on to your seats.......

There is this mama, her name is Meryl, picured below, (why does she look surprised?)she and the self professed bisexual Sheila have been caught on camera intimate not once but twice and in both occasions Sheila was the guy if you know what I mean. I am not making this stuff up please Youtube it, see for yourself. I have to warn you though, do not do it in your office if you love your job. The images are like soooooo P.G. am for real. On the first sexual encounter Meryl was fast asleep and Sheila went to her bed and her fingers turned yellow pages, they did the walking all over her kenchics, (thighs and breasts). Meryl tried to make her go away but Sheila not only suffered from "heat" she was also nursing insistiosis (that disease that makes you insist to no end) and Meryl got to a level that she could not say no so with her morning breath she turned and started kissing her new found "boyfriend" on T.V. (shaking my head)

Encounter number two is when sheila was the one with morning breath and she gave Meryl urinary tract infection. She again played the guy by licking her over there, yes she did it believe it or not. I am not making this stuff up Youtube is the way to go if you think I am lying. (this is a picture of them two lesbos after Sheila came back from the barn, Sheila on top)(**VOMIT**)

So she thought by doing these things she would gain favor of bored fans and eventually winning the $200K. Boy was she wrong.

Three things.

One, Kenyans stopped watching BBA when that guy from Siaya, Jeff what's-his-face was there. Total embarrassment. Two, Kenyans are crazy people and we love some drama in our lives but not lesbianism carrying the Kenyan flag (yes I am against same sex relations, bite me) And three, only 253 people in Kenya like Sheila. For real, her own country had a total of 253 votes some of whom are her many relas and few close girlfriends. Pun intended. Lowest vote ever in the History of BBA followed closely by Mwisho from Tanzania. East Africans I tell you!

So after showing us how which way she swings she walked out of the house with nothing but a cloud of shame and the ten bob that she had when she went into the house. Ati her lucky coin! Shilingi kumi? Shenzi type!

Back to Uti, he won, he is from Nigeria so other than the other countries voting for him, the country that the population is three times that of any other country represented in the house voted for him like WHOA!

Munya was in second place and was crying openly when Uti was announced winner. He thought he would win buuuuuuut, he may not have the title of the All Stars winner but he got more money than Uti. How you ask, Africa's most famous Baboon Robert Mugabe, his President, gave him $300K for repping Zimbabwe well. He was after the money and got it big time. Now you know in his country he is a trillionaire. I calculated how much $300,000 is in Zimbabwean dollars and this is what my calculator came back with, *E*349.9 GFF (Gai fafa) he is now *E*349.9 richer. DAMN.

Does Kibaki even know there is something called Big Brother?

I will get a hold of her and I will bring her to the show and I will ask her very hard questions (yes I said hard) and you will get to watch it.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Is Michael Jacson really dead? You be the judge (part 2)

On July 16 an unreleased song was leaked called “A Place with no name”. As of today, there is still no name on the crypt in the Grand Mausoleum where he is supposed to be buried.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me-WRF5XnTY&feature=related

On August 18th we get to see Dr. Murray for the first time. The good ol’ doc made a video for his few patients and published it on YouTube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0PHHx3NQcA

Instead of sending his patients a letter, this doctor decides to hire a camera man to film him in HD so he can inform his patients on YouTube. You can say whatever you want, but this is just plain weird.

Yeah Jermaine, and don’t forget to light up your face with sadness!

March 4, confirmation that TMZ watched this website. Posted and subtitled by Michael Jackson Death Hoax Investigators on YouTube, later published by TMZ:
On august 25 we have the first “could he still be alive?” report. A video is shown on German television showing (someone that looks like) Michael Jackson jumping out of a coroner’s van.



http://www.tmz.com/2009/08/25/michael-jackson-alive-video/

A fake? Probably, but a lot of people searched the internet back then, ending up investigating this and most of them are still here. Mission accomplished.


September 3rd, Michael will finally be buried. Although he is supposedly dead for more than 2 months, LaToya says he looked great in his casket. Same scenario as with the memorial, the guests have to wait for Michael… until it’s dark.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A-h8EVzbzs&feature=player_embedded

Now here is Forest Lawn seen from above:



But if we look at this screenshot, we see more trees and a complete different road.



In this shot we see a lamp reflected in the car which is used in films to create daylight inside a studio:



Yet if we look at the helicopter footage (having helicopter footage is weird by itself, since there was a no-fly zone there that day) we can see the same lamp, floating way too high to be reflected in the car window. Besides that, how is it possible that lamp is even hanging there and on what?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LoTWVvGl6I&feature=player_embedded

Here is one of the sets in Culver, where Michael (according to reports) wrapped some footage just before he died. You do the math…



During the burial, Larry King had a quite interesting guest, long time Michael Jackson friend Dave Dave:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En5Q4syywcw

Here is Dave Dave on Larry King compared to the real Dave.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXq-gwSngfE

Why wouldn’t Dave speak up about it now that it has gone all over the internet and even television? Dave works for Michael, ‘nuff said.

October 11th, the song This is It leaks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rVRjLPObBs

It’s the second time an unreleased song was leaked, while the only ones in possession of the songs are the family and Sony has some in their vault. Sony wouldn’t leak it, because Sony wants to make money. If people can download it before the release, the sales go down. So it must have been leaked by the family. It is clear that this isn’t a recent song (which is later confirmed). It’s also not complete, some lyrics are incomplete. This is probably an old demo.

On October 28th the documentary “Michael Jackson’s This is It” premieres. The movie is full of MJ doubles, as Joe Jackson already revealed a few weeks before. Some might disagree, but if you look at this picture below, you must admit that something is off.



The very beginning:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GooyC24NOdY&feature=related

“And piece by piece by piece, MJ is revealed until he drops out.”

In the new Smooth Criminal clip we can see Rita Hayworth in a scene from “Gilda”. The actor who played the character who faked his death was born at the same day and month as Michael.

There are many things in the movie we would like to point out, but if you are completely new to the hoax, it might be hard to understand all at once.

If you didn’t wait until after the credits of the movie, you might have missed this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsvOkgnJhQ4

‘Let me bathe in my own time when I come back in. I’m gonna button my shirt or my jacket or whatever it is. I’m gonna look around a little bit, play with them. Snap my fingers maybe, then bam!’

Besides this, there was no “RIP Michael Jackson”, no mention of his death at all.

December 22, 2009. With a one day delay the FBI releases Michael Jackson’s file. The 333 page file proves Michael’s innocence. Download the FBI file here: http://www.michaeljacksonhoaxforum.com/blog/fbifiles.zip

January 3, 2010: another unreleased Michael Jackson song hits the web:

http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_audio/010409_jackson_song_1-2.mp3

“Much like 2Pac, Michael Jackson has no problem releasing new music, even though he's ... ya know, dead.”
http://www.tmz.com/2010/01/03/michael-jackson-lenny-kravitz-leaked-song-another-day/

On January 26th TMZ publishes another article that can make people doubt his death:



January 31, The Grammys. There was a big tribute to Michael Jackson, yet they ‘forgot’ to mention him in the “In Memoriam” list of passed artists. Not really someone you would forget…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oIHOajc2bA

The kids accepted the Lifetime achievement award and although Paris practiced her speech for a week (according to TMZ), this was all she had to say:

“Daddy was supposed to be here, daddy was going to perform this year, but he couldn’t perform last year. Thank you, we love you daddy”.

February 7, Doc. Murray visit’s MJ’s tomb. By himself at Forest Lawn and not one fan spotted and attacked him. He is actually posing for…. again The National Photo Group. Those guys are Lucky bastards!



Conrad Murray charged in Michael Jackson death:



According to the criminal complaint, the D.A. alleges Dr. Murray "did unlawfully, and without malice, kill Michael Joseph Jackson ... in the commission of an unlawful act, not a felony; and in the commission of a lawful act which might have produced death, in an unlawful manner, and without due caution and circumspection."



There is only one count, which is strange by itself if you remember that Michael Jackson was charged with 10 counts with the child molestation case. The more counts, the bigger the chance you can get someone behind bars. Apparently the need to get Murray in Jail is not that high. We can also see he allegedly killed Michael Joseph Jackson, a non-existing person.

His bail was set to $ 75,000 at least that is what TMZ reports:



Yet if we do a search ourselves, we will learn that Murray is nowhere to be found: http://app4.lasd.org/iic/ajis_search.cfm
He has been listed with a $ 75,000 bail, a few hours later it was $ 0 bail, now he is not listed at all.

History is repeating itself. An innocent black man, condemned without trial. Murray is called Doctor Death by the media and the public and people assume he is guilty, without even taking the effort to look at the case, which makes no sense at all. Could it be that Michael Jackson is trying to teach us something?

Also released on February 8 is the autopsy report.

If this doesn’t make you at least doubt Michael Jackson’s death, nothing probably will.

First of all there are 3 different names stated on this document:

Michael Joseph Jackson:



Michael Jackson:



Michael J. Jackson:



Michael Joe Jackson is nowhere to be found on the report.



* According to the report, Michael was covered with needle marks, yet people who worked with him days before his ‘death’, say they absolutely didn’t see such marks on his arms or in the neck.
* The autopsy report says the person on the table had plastic surgery on the ears; Michael Jackson never had surgery on his ears.
* Michael Jackson added a cleft to his chin back in the BAD-era, yet no bone alteration or any of such is mentioned in the report.
* There is no mention of the Pepsi ‘accident’ which left a scar on his scalp for which he had surgery.
* There is no mention of Lupus, and they didn’t find any medicine in his blood for the treatment as well.
* Michael Jackson has a bump on one of his wrists, which is clearly visible on many pictures, yet nothing about that is mentioned on the report.

According to the report, Michael is 5’9” and has Brown hair, according to the 2003 indictment Michael is 5’11”, a difference of 2 inches, and has black hair.



There is more weirdness on the autopsy report, but the above is enough to determine that the body (IF a body was examined) was not that of Michael Jackson. Too many of his features are missing.

Further on in February a LOT of Creditor claims, and TMZ and Jermaine promoting the hoax:











Now here is the new Coca Cola advertisement for 5 Alive:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQIOHJxqAUc

The Dodo is supposed to be dead, but resurrects, dancing and moon walking singing ‘I’m Alive’. It’s at least quite odd after articles about Michael Jackson’s Coca Cola addiction.

On April 10 TMZ publishes this article out of the blue:



And after reading all the above, what is your take on it?

In no particular order:

1.
The 911 call didn’t sound overly panicked and Michael Jackson was not mentioned by name. (It’s possible he didn’t mention the name because 911 might think it was a hoax and not respond.)

2.
Some have stated the oldest son discovered the father, but later the Dr. claimed that the reason it took so long to call 911 is that he couldn’t find anyone to make the call. (wouldn’t the son be able to make the call, he is 12 after all.) It took 30 minutes to call 911. Hasn’t Dr. Murray ever heard of a cell phone? (this point gets addressed farther down this list.)

3.
Dr. Conrad Murray, who is supposed to be a cardiologist was doing CPR on the bed. (It’s supposed to be done on a flat hard surface…floor. Murray claimed that it was done on the bed cause MJ was frail, but several people have contradicted the report of MJ being “frail.”)

4.
TMZ, a tabloid media source was the FIRST to report MJ had died. They reported it before the coroner and before Jermaine Jackson made his public statement. (While we’re on the topic, isn’t that weird too? Is it normal for a family member to make a public statement instead of the doctor in charge?)

5.
Though he was taken to the hospital and they tried to revive him for an hour, he was pronounced dead at UCLA. However, despite this, almost no one had any kind of comment regarding it. No official doctor’s statements, no nurses being interviewed, no second cousins of neighboring patients coming out to gawk and report what they saw or heard. The only comments reported was someone who worked there said something strange was going on with regards to MJ, and someone else claimed the fire alarm went off while MJ was there. (In the CNN transcripts they mention the fire alarms in passing.)

6.
Dr. Conrad Murray refused to sign the death certificate. No physician at UCLA in charge would sign either. In fact no UCLA doctor has made any kind of statement confirming the death of Michael Jackson or even that he was on the premises.

7.
Cause of death was listed as “deferred” until after the autopsy. The DC states that it is only valid if signed in purple ink. At the bottom it’s signed in BLUE ink. There are also many irregularities of the document which indicate it possibly isn’t legitimate.

8.
The autopsy results have been held, pending a toxicology report, which was due but is now expected to be two more weeks. (at time of posting this). A total of 3 autopsies have been ordered. One official, one by the family who for some reason wanted their own autopsy performed, and a third reportedly requested by Joe Jackson, MJ’s father. (ETA: Later the autopsy and tox reports have been stated to be delayed “indefinitely.”)

9.
There is, in existence a SINGLE photo of MJ dead (or dying.) Taken by a tabloid reporter through a DARK tinted window of the ambulance. No other photos of him got taken, no photos at the hospital, no photos anywhere. (ETA: Upon further research there appear to be three photos taken in close succession, but how was the photo so clear and not blurred? And why does MJ look so healthy, alive, and young? It looks like it could be a wax dummy from the Ghosts set.)

10.
There were several security cameras at the mansion in LA where MJ collapsed, but there is missing time from them. No video footage of the events in question.

11.
MJ’s personal physician Dr. Tohme claimed MJ had no heart problems, that he danced 4 hours a day and it was more likely that he (Dr. Tohme) would have a heart attack than MJ. (Dr. Tohme was mistakenly reported as MJ’s personal physician, turns out he was his business manager and this point about what he said or didn’t say and whether or not it’s accurate, cannot be confirmed.)

12.
Though there have been several people who have come forward suddenly talking about MJ having a drug problem and them trying to have an intervention for him, many other credible sources have come forward to say the opposite, among them: Mark Lester, and Tom Meserau. Many people at the last rehearsal claimed he was energetic and on top of his game and in no way seemed sickly or drugged. Supposedly family members wanted to have an intervention in 2007. But in 2007 MJ was in Ireland or Bahrain, how would his family know he had a drug problem if he’s halfway across the world? (A commenter here states is was in the US, but I’m really not sure about that.) Further, Jermaine has claimed on Larry King that he was not aware of any kind of drug problem on MJ’s part. If the family was “staging an intervention” wouldn’t Jermaine have been made aware of the situation?

13.
Why are we just now hearing about MJ’s drug problem now? While it is true he had an RX drug dependency in 1993 (because he admitted it in an interview), and he may have had problems with RX drugs at various points and even at the end, why… with all the freaking out about hyperbaric chambers, chimpanzees, plastic surgery etc, did no Tabloid reporter ever think to jump all over the “Wacko Jacko on Drugs” bandwagon?

14.
Why are there contradictory stories about MJ’s health? Some have said he seemed frail and weak. He was underweight. He couldn’t possibly do 50 concerts. Others said he was vibrant, energetic, healthy, on top of his game. And these were all people who had seen him recently.

15. Is it convenient that AEG just happens to do all this footage, the day before he drops dead?

16.
How does a man with a supposed long-term RX drug problem pass a 4-5 hour physical a few months prior to his death in order to have his concerts insured by Lloyd’s of London? That is something that would show up on a 4-5 hour physical. Either some insurance fraud is going on, or someone isn’t reporting the whole truth regarding MJ and drugs. Or he wasn’t on drugs.

17.
Why did so many of MJ’s longterm friends not show up at the memorial at all, but those who ended up speaking and performing either never met MJ or hadn’t spoken to him in years? (Queen Latifah had never met him, Brooke Shields hadn’t spoken to him in years. Liz Taylor, Mac Culkin, Diana Ross, all declined showing up to name a few.)

18.
While I don’t want to disrespect Liz Taylor, why would she mourn on Twitter only? She couldn’t go to the memorial, but she could tweet about it?

19.
Dr. Conrad Murray fled the scene. He’s supposedly cooperating with investigators, but then he goes back to the bat cave and even tabloid reporters can’t seem to find him.

20.
And just out of curiosity… why does it seem like only one picture of this doctor exists on the planet? Every article I see about him shows the same freaking picture. Now here is a test to try. Go to Google, click the link for “News” Then type: “Dr. Conrad Murray” in parenthesis. To the left there should be an archive. Archives generally go for YEARS, up to ten years or more. But there are only archives for 2009. Did he not exist before then? Whoops! now search his name in parenthesis under images… find me ONE image that isn’t the same exact one. In his entire life he only got his picture made that one time?

21.
Dr. Murray has been described by some patients as a “holistic doctor” who didn’t like to prescribe medications, especially stronger medications like painkillers. If this is true, it’s unlikely MJ would have brought him on board if he was looking for an “enabling doctor.” And it’s unlikely Murray would have enabled him.

22.
Up to a year ago all kinds of crazy tabloid stories were being leaked about MJ’s failing health and all kinds of crazy diseases he supposedly had.

23. He was visiting a medical center close by several times prior to his death.

24.
A tabloid reporter predicted that MJ had six months to live, and six months later he died. (this is also the same time that the next thing in this list happened.)

25.
Someone called a radio station and hoaxed MJ’s death several months ago. It was reported that the pop star had died, but later this report was retracted. (You can youtube search this. There is a video about it. The hoax even mentions a drug overdose.)

26.
Several long-term and diehard MJ fans have expressed doubt that the person giving the O2 announcement at the London theatre was actually Michael Jackson. Many (including myself on this point) believe that it was an impersonator based on the way he walked (totally unlike MJ), the weird mannerisms and gestures and almost bragging manner (MJ was always humble with his fans, and everybody else, ALWAYS), and his accent is just OFF. This isn’t a matter of voice tone or pitch which alternated with him depending on how shy he was feeling, or if he needed to project his voice, this was ACCENT, totally wrong. Here is the video if you want to judge for yourself. Fast forward to about 4:32 if you want to skip past the advertisement to the MJ announcement. That is totally not MJ. His smile is also wrong.

ETA: I now think it’s possible that MJ was at the O2 but that he was acting weird, talking in a funny accent, and walking like 50 cent on purpose to create controversy. (i.e. he was punking us.)

27.
Dr. Murray’s excuse (delivered in an interview through his attorney, since he vanished into the bat cave), for why he didn’t call 911 sooner is that there was no landline hooked up for some security reason or another. When asked why he didn’t use his cell phone, the attorney said that the doctor didn’t have Michael’s address. Oh really? His attending physician who was at his house didn’t know the address? Well here is a wacky concept: CELL PHONES HAVE GPS. They didn’t NEED him to know the address. Further, he could have just said: “It’s Michael Jackson.” I’m sure someone would have figured it out. It wasn’t like MJ didn’t live practically down the street from UCLA.

28.
How could investigators rule out foul play before they had an autopsy or a tox screen? Isn’t that a little weird and presumptuous? Then they later said they weren’t ruling out homicide. Then they came back and said probably no one will be charged with anything… all of these statements BEFORE the toxicology report came back, which is what they are supposed to be waiting on before making any judgments in these matters.

29. If Dr. Murray is a cardiologist, and MJ is too weak to move off the bed, why wouldn’t he have had with him and used a defibrillator?

30.
Supposedly MJ insisted on hiring Dr. Murray, a doctor who had treated his sick daughter once in 2006 and apparently the two became friends. MJ claimed he was comfortable with him and wanted AEG to hire him on for the tour. We have no way of knowing if MJ insisted on this doctor or not, since most people hadn’t met him and the people claiming this are AEG and Dr. Murray’s attorney, people who have a vested interest in MJ having a prior friendship with Murray to keep suspicion off them.

31.
Cherilynn Lee went on CNN after MJ’s death to claim that MJ wanted an IV drip of Diprivan to sleep. She was a NUTRITIONIST. Why on EARTH would MJ go to a holistic nutritionist to ask for Diprivan? Or any other drug? She was let go previously. Why would he call someone he hadn’t talked to for 3 months to ask for this drug? If MJ had all these enabling doctors, WHY would he go to this woman he hadn’t spoken to in three months? Not only that, she claims in the interview that MJ didn’t want pills, he wanted an IV. However others have said MJ was afraid of needles. Why would he be chasing needle drugs? She claimed it was important to come out and set the record straight and she didn’t want her 15 minutes of fame. Um, okay. Which is what all former Jackson employees said right before their mouths started flapping bullshit. She also said he owed her money. So why would he call her if he owed her money? She claims in interviews that it’s “not the drugs they’re saying” (Demerol), but it’s Diprivan… on her say so. Well does she need to save the truth of MJ? I mean this is why we have the tox screen going on. It will reveal whatever drugs were going on. On the PLUS side, she portrays MJ as someone absolutely convinced it was safe and that his doctor said it was safe, which isn’t the behavior of a ‘drug addict’ but someone who trusted doctors who lied. (But I find even THAT kind of hard to believe considering MJ read and researched everything.)

32. Grace Rwaramba refuted claims that she’d said she “pumped MJ’s stomach” from the drugs. She never said this, but the stories circulated everywhere with her name on it soon after MJ’s death.

33.
Dr. Conrad Murray after disappearing off the face of the planet where mysteriously even tabloid reporters can’t find him to snap a candid shot (despite supposedly him surfacing to cooperate with police), hires an attorney. Police repeatedly said Dr. Murray was NOT a suspect, just a witness. Why on earth does a man who is only a witness, hire an attorney? Why does he further have that attorney give interviews in his name and on his behalf, instead of doing interviews himself?

34.
Even though they weren’t giving up on MJ yet (since they worked on him for an hour at the hospital), the ambulance that left his house had no sirens or lights. An ambulance in an emergency medical situation, always has sirens and lights.

35.
During the memorial Kenny Ortega said MJ had been there dancing less than a week ago. But at the memorial MJ had been dead for two weeks. Now clearly this could be him misspeaking, but no stone unturned.

36. Dr. Murray was slated to accompany MJ to London, but he’s not licensed to practice medicine there.

37.
The LAFD fire chief in an interview with a BBC reporter kept referring to MJ as “the patient” from the 911 call. He refused to name him because of “HIPPA” violations. Well by this time the ENTIRE WORLD knew it was Michael Jackson. There is no harm in him stating “Michael Jackson” but he repeated “the patient” over and over and said he couldn’t even confirm his identity because of HIPPA violations. WTFever. The woman interviewing him also repeatedly said something about them picking up Jackson from the place he was practicing instead of his rented home (which is the official story) and he never corrected her. (Later he did mention Michael Jackson by name in an interview with CNN. HIPPA laws extend into death, so why exactly is he breaking HIPPA now when he was so paranoid about it before?)

38.
In interviews the entire family continues to refer to MJ in present tense. One of the most striking examples is La Toya rolling down her car window and saying something about how they all appreciate the fan support, and Michael does too. Oh does he? What an odd statement to make. Even Paris’ speech at the memorial, moving as it was, is in present tense. “I just wanted to say that ever since I was born, Daddy has been the best daddy you could possibly imagine. And I just want to say that I love him so much.” That’s all present tense. Paris isn’t lying. She also is probably genuinely emotional considering how she worries about her daddy.

39.
AFTER many people, including a site getting a lot of media attention called Michael Jackson Hoax death, whines and complains for weeks about how there only seems to be one photograph of Dr. Murray and no video… only THEN does TMZ and a couple of other places conveniently start to show new photographs and even a video (which there is no way to tell is Dr. Murray at all.) Are they responding to our suspicions? Why are they just now all of a sudden producing a few extra photos and videos? Even so, why are papparazzi not camped out at this man’s house if they know the location? Why don’t get get more photographs and video of him? Does this seem very likely?

40.
Diprivan is not a common drug for recreational drug use. It’s a rather bizarre drug to abuse. Nor is it a drug that makes you feel at all rested (as you dont’ get REM) It is a completely pointless drug for anyone with an “addiction” or “need for sleep” to take. Further, a story has been floating around about how MJ had an anasthesiologist on tour with him years ago. This makes NO sense given what is factually true about these drugs… namely that you CANNOT get rest. he wouldn’t have been able to perform. This sounds to me like another hyperbaric chamber or elephant man bones story. Also, people who take Diprivan long term develop amnesia and motor coordination problems. MJ researched everything,which is probably why he was so into organic foods. Why would he not research something more dangerous he was putting into his body? And why would he put it into his body if it could affect his ability to dance? How could MJ have done the tours where supposedly he was on Diprivan, if he didn’t get rest PLUS was going to have motor coordination problems? Has anyone SEEN MJ dance? It’s not like Ozzy jumping around on stage.

41.
The LAPD didn’t mark the house off as a crime scene and the family was in and out of the house for FOUR days before the LAPD thought “hey maybe we’ve got a crime scene here.” It is said that the family took things out, but they just as easily could have planted things. (such as drugs and such that were later found.) If the family was taking a bunch of things out… why would they leave the drugs in? If they suspected foul play why would they compromise the crime scene?

42.
Dr. Murray’s office and home were only RECENTLY raided, after a MONTH from the death. Shouldn’t that have been done sooner? Won’t all evidence be gone?

43.
Supposedly files were removed from Dr. Murray’s office on the day of MJ’s death 3 hours before the hospital was called, which calls into question how long Dr. Murray waited to call the paramedics… but…

44.
The picture in the ambulance doesn’t look like a long-dead MJ. It doesn’t even look like a dead MJ (he’s got a popping vein in his forehead. You don’t get that on a dead body.) In fact… the MJ in the ambulance doesn’t even look like MJ circa 2009, but rather like MJ circa 1995 which is another time when he had a collapse and was rushed to the doctor. Could the photograph be photoshopped with earlier images not used by the same tabloid reporter?

45.
The tabloid reporter from TMZ who got the “last photo” of Michael Jackson, just happens to be a licensed EMT and wants to quit the paps and go to medical school. That photo sure would pay the way for that.

46.
After the death Joe Jackson in an interview pimped his new record label and said the kids were doing “great.” A little odd, no? How would these kids be doing great? He also claimed Omer Bhatti was MJ’s son and that he knew MJ had a secret son. Omer Bhatti has denied he is MJ’s kid. Even though admitting to such a thing would help his music career. (Omer’s)

47. TMZ seems to be the first on the scene for EVERY story. They scoop all other major news outlets. Who is feeding them?

48.
There are MANY conflicting reports about MJ’s death. He died in the bedroom, he died in the doctor’s room. Prince witnessed it, not one witnessed it. MJ was already dead when the paramedics got there, MJ was revived and was in a coma, MJ was “worked on” for over an hour, MJ’s body was warm (incidentally a medical fact about cardiac arrest is his body would have been cold), MJ’s body was cold, MJ looked peaceful like he was sleeping, MJ’s face had been battered by CPR (huh?), The casket was closed at the memorial because the face had been battered by CPR… but the kids saw him in the private memorial, he’s been cremated, no he hasn’t, the body is missing, the body hasn’t been released to the family yet, the body has been released, the body is in a secret location, and on and on and on and on. There is not ONE fact about MJ’s “death” that anyone can agree on. (And yes, at this point I”m putting “death” in parenthesis until any two people on the face of the planet can get their story straight.)

49.
On July 6th, 2002 MJ gave a speech that was basically about bringing Sony and especially Tommy Mottolla down, who MJ described as an evil man, the devil, and a racist. (Mottolla reportedly did some scary shit to Mariah Carey his ex-wife.) The very NEXT DAY, July 7th, 2002 is the date of the will that has been brought up as MJ’s will. Clearly the man feared for his life then. Is there any reason to suspect that fear was unfounded or died away? He also believed Sony was in some way involved with the child molestation trial. After all, how could MJ defend his 50% stake in the Sony catalog if he was in prison? (People have claimed MJ was broke, but he made hundreds of millions of dollars a year from his holdings in the Sony catalog. How can he be broke or in debt?)

50.
The custody case is being settled out of court after many delays. (This may or may not have anything to do with anything. But there is a lot of suspicion surrounding the many delays in many areas of this situation.) It’s been reported that the custody to Katherine Jackson is temporary. many believe custody will eventually be transferred over to Rowe. But why would it? If MJ is alive, the custody to Katherine is temporary for obvious reasons.

51. MJ rehired attorney John Branca three weeks before his “death.” He also rehired several others like Frank Dileo and Karen Faye.

52.
The 911 operator HUNG UP on the caller saying to call back if they needed anymore help. That is 100% against 911 policy. They have to stay on the line until the paramedics get there.

53.
Within a few hours of the cardiac arrest, all of Jackson’s staff was fired. (Why wouldn’t they keep them on for security detail for the house instead of ransacking it and screwing up a possible crime scene?) In fact, most of the staff doesn’t seem to have seen much of anything and firing them would be a good way to keep them FROM seeing anything. They were removed from the premises immediately and then fired very soon after that.

54.
La Toya has been interviewed by Tabloids (for money) where she’s said MJ was murdered and she will reveal by who if the police don’t. Joe and Katherine have also stated they believe there is foul play. Why wouldn’t La Toya just go to the police?

55. There were no drugs found in MJ’s home until the second search. (after family members have been there.)

56. Conrad Murray had been Jackson’s doctor for 11 days.

57.
At the end of the memorial: “I’m here and I’m alive forever” flashed on the screen with a picture of MJ. As well as the end picture from Liberian Girl where MJ was directing a video unseen by the participants.

58.
A mysterious source has released the pepsi footage of MJ’s burn accident from 1984. Pepsi is reportedly outraged by the leak. Michael Jackson had the only footage. Who released this footage and why? And oh hey… it supports the drug theory!

59. TMZ released the 911 call first. How did they get it? They also released the “place with no name” unreleased song clip.

60.
In yet another “contradictory story” MJ’s chef, after a FULL MONTH comes out with her story of the day of MJ’s death. Supposedly Prince was called in to witness the CPR. Now one could say this is very suspicious and maybe Dr. Murray was trying to build a defense showing he tried to save MJ. But… if this kid really witnessed this, wouldn’t he have been traumatized? And is there any evidence he was traumatized at the memorial? And what about Joe Jackson a few days after the death saying the kids were doing “great.” Would Prince be “doing great” if he’d witnessed such a traumatizing scene? So then why is the chef lying about this? To the Associated Press of all places (If you’re going to lie, why not lie to the Tabloids and make money?) On top of all this, we have yet another witness (the chef), saying there was no evidence of MJ abusing RX drugs. hmmmm. So many conflicting stories.

61.
The Michael Jackson Memorial is listed on IMDB.com and not only the singers and speakers but the family and Michael Jackson himself is listed as “Cast” A bit of an odd way to classify it.

62.
When Jermaine sang “Smile” at the memorial, he mixed some lyrics up… instead of “Hide any trace of sadness” he sang “Hide any trace of gladness.” and “light up your face with sadness.” If it’s just a slip of the tongue, then how did he slip on BOTH lyrics? And completely reverse them? This can clearly be heard in the Memorial footage.

63.
This Is It is listed in IMDB for release date October 30th, but the page was created on July 6th, 2009, one day before the memorial. This was before they had supposedly spoken to a judge to get permission to do it, before they’d supposedly sold the rights. The reality is, they moved on this deal IMMEDIATELY when MJ “died.” They did not wait and mourn. The wheels are already set in motion and the deal is already done at least one day before the memorial.

64.
Everyone is speaking of MJ in present tense that is being interviewed. Anyone who didn’t know MJ was dead certainly wouldn’t know it after most of these interviews either.

65.
In the 911 call, the caller says that they are calling from 100 North Carolwood drive, Los Angeles California, 90077. Now if you go to googlemaps and check that out… there is a business at that address called RNA construction. The number listed with it is disconnected.

66.
Remember how none of the friends of MJ, the real close friends, showed up at the memorial? All making excuses about how sad they were or whatever? Quincy Jones couldn’t go because it was so sad after James Brown. Well James Brown died three years ago. I mean come on. Then Macaulay Culkin has been pretty radio silent and didn’t even attend the memorial. He hasn’t even said anything about MJ. (Neither has Oprah.) Culkin’s sister recently died so we could cut him some slack. That’s gotta be tragic… but.. John Hughes… director of Home Alone recently passed, Culkin is paying tribute to him… yet he has pretty much ignored MJ’s death. WHY? That’s a little on the strange side. They were friends for over nearly 20 years.

67.
Kenny Ortega and several of the dancers from the This Is It tour have made bizarre and cryptic comments on their Twitter accounts, obliquely referencing this project after MJ’s death. They are a little too giddy. The dancers still have their contracts (2 year contracts, which indicate whatever was being planned was more than just 50 shows.) The dancers are also under special agreements where they can’t talk about certain things. One of the dancers named Timor, talked about MJ on a dutch television program after the death. He kept speaking about MJ in present tense saying things like: “He loves life” Even the host noticed all this present tense talk, got a puzzled look on his face and asked WHY he was speaking about him in present tense… he said something like MJ was in his heart or something. He also has a twitter account in which he mentions getting on a plane and going to LA and about it being a small step for him, but a big step for the world. Oh really? Don’t you have to be a meglomaniac to think anything you’re doing in LA is a big step for the world? Timor didn’t strike me as a meglomaniac.

68.
During a Larry King Live interview (another one), Jermaine continues to talk about MJ in present tense, saying things like “he reads everything.” Oh really? Does he? It’s been 6 weeks, and Jermaine and everyone else talks about MJ as if he’s still alive. Anyone who didn’t know MJ had died, wouldn’t know it now either.

69. There was no insurance on MJ with AEG for death supposedly, it was only for non-performance.

70.
MJ supposedly had a 3 million dollar life insurance policy. (Why for so little when Heath Ledgers was for 10 million and MJ is WAY bigger than Heath Ledger. Isn’t 3 million dollars about like a roll of quarters to MJ?) We’ve heard stories in legitimate newspapers that someone let the life insurance lapse… in which case it wouldn’t be paid out. But then we hear other reports that the life insurance has paid out… due to the apparently supernatural powers of Branca and McLain to make it happen. In a situation like this, an insurance company will do everything they can not to have to pay out. There is no way they paid out before things are all settled. Not buying it. Sorry. Not only this, but supposedly the reports where the life insurance was paid is in SEALED court documents that no one can read. IF Life insurance paid 3 million, isn’t it MORE likely the life insurance was just cashed out… the money that was paid into it? You can cash out your life insurance if you’re still alive. And NO insurance company is going to pay out with so many questions swirling around about the death. They have big time attorneys too. John Branca is brilliant, but he wouldn’t intimidate an insurance company.


Part 3 coming up soon......

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

I s Michael Jackson really dead? You be the Judge! (Part 1)

This research is two part, I am not saying that he is alive but as far as the research is concerned there are too many inconsistencies with the many reports and stories the MJ family and the media have given us...but, you be the judge.

June 25, 2009

Michael Jackson passes away at the age of 50.
CNN keeps reporting that he is in a coma and that they can’t confirm he is dead, yet Fox news already reports he died at 2:20 pm PT. Now here is the first weird thing: according to reports, the doctors at UCLA pronounced him dead at 2:26 PT, 6 minutes after Fox news reports about his death.





The media shows us the following footage: (click on the link to watch the footage)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuXRaJFdmKU

Now here is what is wrong with this video. The ambulance is backing out of the property. The driver has to correct his way 2 times. Ambulance drivers get a special training, so the fact that he is having that much trouble to get through the gates is weird by itself. Besides that, there was no need to leave the property backwards, since the mansion has a roundabout in front:



Of course you can say that there might have been cars blocking the ambulance’s way, yet the driver had at least 30 minutes before the EMT’s (Emergency Medical Team)showed up with the patient, so there was enough time to either remove the cars, or turn the ambulance in the right way. Yet they decide to leave the property backwards with a dying Michael Jackson in the back and no sirens are heard after they finally went on their way. So far for ‘Michael Jackson RUSHED to the hospital’.

Instead of a doctor, Jermaine makes the statement to the press about his ‘passing’ and we are also told that Jermaine is the only one of the family authorized to make statements:

We are soon presented Michael Jackson’s ‘last’ picture by ET Online:


According to the EMT’s they transported a ‘sick, old, frail man’, that they didn’t recognize as being Michael Jackson. They later also say that he was already dead at the house, yet this picture clearly shows us Michael Jackson with a popping vain on his forehead.
The EMT is performing CPR with one hand, on the collar bone. It doesn’t look very professional, to say the least. This picture was made by The National Photo Group. Remember this name, because it will pop up a lot of times with questionable pictures. They were the only ones on the scene and this guy was the lucky one. Normally Michael Jackson is chased by paparazzi wherever he goes, they are lurking near his house, but on this day they all had a day off. There was one other guy with a camera, but he thought it was more important to make a picture of the other guy that was making the famous picture:



Now why isn’t he running to the ambulance to make such a valuable picture himself? Why make a picture of the lucky photographer? That just doesn’t make sense at all.

The ambulance picture is clearly a fake; Brian Oxman (Joe Jackson’s attorney) even confirmed it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbGrrNyMpZY (click on link to watch footage)

The photographer of National Photo Group, Ben Evenstad, knew Michael Jackson personally:



Here is an interview with Ben, where he slips up around 4:10. “…and the other people that were there that day and the other uhhhhh….” What other day?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VR-HSc2aM4 (click on link to view footage)



Last but not least, The National Enquirer reported in January 2009 that Michael Jackson had only 6 months to live:



And 6 months later he is dead, what a coincidence! The picture that was floating the internet back then that made people believe he was really that sick:



Credits go to…. exactly: The National Photo Group.

Next up is the flight to the morgue which was shown to us in the media.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp95YX7OEPo

Around 1:30 you can clearly see the body moving. If it’s moving by itself or with the help of someone else is not important, it’s moving and we get to see it. If someone moved it, that person must have been pretty strong to lift it that way, because he is not standing next to the body. That means he had to lift it while sitting at the head. Even though Michael Jackson was not the heaviest person in the world, it’s still a lot of weight to lift, and besides that: why would the lift it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkuFhvxXpec

Another odd thing here is that the position of the body is off. In that type of helicopter, the stretcher should be positioned more at front, not in plain sight when the door opens. Where the body is positioned now, are chairs for the crew:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7u77Kfway0

Another questionable thing is the white sheet covering the body, since the LA Coroner has blue ones:



So far for the weird events on June 25th. It should be enough to set some alarm bells.

On June 26 we learn that a Demerol OD allegedly caused his death, later on it’s changed to Propofol. The autopsy still has to be performed, but apparently they already know the cause of death.

Another thing presented to us in the media is the 911-call, but we get 4 different versions:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkJei9HJnDA&feature=player_embedded

According to what we heard in the media and what we have been shown in the ambulance footage, Michael Jackson was at home at Carolwood Drive when the 911-call was made. We hear the doctor in the background, so that means the caller should have been there as well. Yet the screen of the ambulance tells us something else:



The call wasn’t made from 100 North Carolwood Drive, it was made from 9641 Sunset Boulevard…. The Beverly Hills Hotel:



We've all been told that there is a Cell Phone Tower at 9641 Sunset blvd which is the common explanation as to why the 911 screen cap has that address.

According to this site there is no Cell Phone Tower at 9641 Sunset Blvd.
http://www.cellreception.com/towers/towers.php?city=los%20angeles&state_abr=ca

Zoom in on The Beverly Hills Hotel (as recommended by the site) and see that there are no Cell Phone Towers. There are none marked on there.

Cell number 909 273 4846. Cell phones can be traced - especially in emergency situations. This call was made by a Verizon number, obviously as it says Verizon Wireless on the screen. When a person calls 911 from a cell phone the call is placed through to the PSAP (Public-safety answering point) call center.

"The location of the phone will be tracked using triangulation - by taking 2 or more readings, it is possible to calculate where the signal is coming from by working out the triangle that fits the signal strengths. The 3rd point is the location of the phone. (Meaning they don't pinpoint towers, they pinpoint the most likely physical location of the cell phone by determining the signal strengths it sends out in multiple directions) However, when the person who has the phone has made an emergency call, this GPS transmission will always be sent. This is designed to ensure that the police can always track a cell phone location, in order to get help to people who need it.”
http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Trace-a-Cell-Phone-Location&id=665747

So if the caller was there, the doctor was there and Michael Jackson was at the Beverly Hills Hotel, then who did they pick up at Carolwood Drive?

We are also introduced to the doctor, Conrad Murray. For the next couple of months this picture will be the only one we see of the doc, before we get floated with pictures and videos of him.

We are being told the doctor performed CPR on Michael, and due to the leaked 911-call we know he performed it on the bed. This man is supposed to be a cardiologist, yet he performs CPR on a soft surface, while everyone knows this will not help at all. CPR needs to be performed on a hard and flat surface to be effective.

A strange letter was posted by TMZ.com from Dr. Murray to his patients:



Also published by TMZ is a picture of the closed practice of Murray. Interesting to see that the waiting room we see does not resemble the waiting room we see behind Murray on the picture as posted above, not at all.



On July 1st we are provided (again by TMZ) with Michael’s last will. The first page states the following:



A few things are off already. First of all his middle name states ‘Joseph’. Although most people think that Joseph is his middle name, the indictment of the child molestation case in 2003 states something else:



Listen to the verdict on June 13, 2005:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq0ninSg86s

Then we have two copies of his passports, both stating Michael Joe Jackson:



Legal documents that clearly state Michael Joe Jackson and the jury foreman reading the verdict to Michael Joe Jackson. According to this we may assume his true legal name is Michael Joe Jackson. So why does the will say Joseph?

Another thing is the names of the kids. Although the birth certificates of the complete Jackson family are sealed, TMZ (there they are again) obtained the birth certificates of Michael’s children:

Prince



According to the birth certificate, Prince’s name is Michael Joseph Jackson JR., yet the will says his name is Prince Michael Jackson, JR.

Paris



According to the birth certificate, Paris’ name is Paris-Michael Katherine Jackson, yet the will says his name is Paris Michael Katherine Jackson, without the -.

Blanket



According to the birth certificate, Blanket’s name is Prince Michael Jackson, II, yet the will says his name is Prince Michael Joseph Jackson, II.



So what is wrong here? Did Michael Jackson forget how he named his children and did the two executors forget to check as well? And are the birth certificates real? The name of the father is listed as Michael Joseph Jackson, and we just learned his legal name is Michael Joe Jackson.
Also, Debbie Rowe’s middle name is spelled differently on Paris and Prince birth certificates.



Signed July 7, 2002, exactly 7 years before the memorial. The number 7 will pop up a lot of times in this story. According to Randy Jackson, the signature on the will is not Michael’s. Conclusion must be that the will is a fake.

You may think now that he would be in major trouble if he faked his death, because these are fake documents. But a fake of a fake is not fraud. You should also know that Michael’s life insurance wasn’t paid out, it was cashed in. You can cash in a life insurance while you are alive. And last but not least: government parties must be aware of this, since they have to know his legal name and they have to know that the released documents are fake. If he has the FBI on his side, a lot can be done.

The memorial was held at July 7, 2009. Seven years after the will was signed. The first weird thing was the circus:

TMZ reports:
“Like Michael Jackson's memorial couldn't get any crazier -- Ringling Bros. and Barnum and Bailey continued an L.A. tradition this morning by parading their elephants through downtown ... to the Staples Center.”

“Phineas Taylor Barnum (July 5, 1810 – April 7, 1891) was an American showman, businessman, and entertainer, remembered for promoting celebrated hoaxes and for founding the circus that became the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus.”
Source: Wikipedia.org

Michael is a fan of Barnum. Was it a coincidence that the Barnum circus was there? Maybe, but there are too many coincidences in this story to be a coincidence. With numerology the coincidences can even be debunked, more about that later.

The memorial program:



“A celebration of the LIFE of Michael Jackson”

So let the circus begin! First we have to wait a long time before it begins. As the casket is brought in, the choir begins to sing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSTwdbvLVeg&feature=player_embedded

Somewhere halfway through Jennifer Hudson performs “Will you be there”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_RZekkyx1w&feature=player_embedded

The spoken words in the song are done by Michael himself, yet a small snippet was changed. In the original lyrics and every recording available, the lyrics are: “In my anguish and my pain”. Yet in this version it is “In my anguish and my painS”. The family might have used a recording we don’t know about, yet if that recording is of such low quality, it wouldn’t make sense.

Jermaine performs “Smile”, but he ‘screws up’ big time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXnahc8PazQ&feature=player_embedded

Instead of “Light up your face with gladness – Hide every trace of sadness” he sings “Light up your face with sadness – Hide every trace of gladness” without blinking.

Kenny Ortega makes a nice slip up as well:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwtBcyiqkoM&feature=player_embedded

“We were here, we were right here a little less than a week ago and Michael was with us.”
Michael was ‘dead’ a little less than a week ago…

There was a total lack of emotions from the family and the kids even looked pretty bored while chewing gum. Even though they were trying, we haven’t seen one tear, not even by Paris. And why the dark sunglasses? To hide the tears, or to hide the lack of tears?

On the screen at the end they showed us this picture:


This is a picture of Liberian Girl. For those who don’t know the clip: The clip was shot while people were waiting for Michael. At the end he appears, showing that he was directing behind the scenes all along.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sF7HLqS7SY

On July 7 TMZ comes up with the following article:

Michael Jackson's number 7



Pointing out the 7’s in Michael’s life. Like we told you before, the 7’s will pop up quite a few times.

Also leaked on July 7 is the Death Certificate:



The deceased on this document: Michael Joseph Jackson. Since we learned already that his legal name is Michael Joe Jackson (which means this name has to be mentioned on the Death Certificate as well, besides aliases) we know this is again a fake of a fake.


PART 2 COMING SOON.