Lady Gaga photographer Kicks after seeing Gaga

Me I know (hehe) that there is something wrong with that Gaga woman, again I refuse to call her Lady. Me I have always thought that she has issues beyond her control what with the kind of dressing that she wears....but in her case it's what she does not wear. Chick has been seen in the streets and social scenes wearing see through nets that reveal EVERYTHING and on a normal day she goes to mama mboga wearing nothing but a bra and undies. She has even worn a maggot magnet as in a meat bikini....where were the wild rabid dogs on that day? Oh the woman put the meat in her fridge and wore it again to the hot new restaurant. As she was getting out of her limo, a pack of wild dogs jumped her and ate her meat.

Gaga tried to get away, but the dogs kept biting her meat, tearing it off her. Several of Gaga’s body guards tried to pull the dogs away, but they were bitten on their hands and legs. The dogs -= two rottweilers, a pit bull and two mutts – were just too wild to control. Gaga fought the dogs with kicks, screams and a verse from her hit Speechless. Gaga, surprisingly, only sustained minor injuries. The dogs ate all her meat, however, and she was left nude on the sidewalk.

Representatives from PETA also denied rumors that they were responsible for the dog attack on Gaga’s meat. “We don’t like celebrities to wear furs and we certainly don’t like them to wear meat!” Lady Gaga had already explained her raw meat dress, “it’s not a matter of disrespectful to vegetarian persons.” She went on to say that if “we don’t fight we’ll all be meat soon.” She didn’t explain what or who we were fighting.

But as a consolation to PETA, Lady Gaga will be wearing only raw vegetables when she performs in Las Vegas this week. “I think I’ll look good in broccoli,” Gaga said.



Yani a bull had to die just because a woman wants an outfit!!! This mama clearly has a lot of beef (pun intended)

Did anyone see the Concert she did in Brito and the award ceremony a week before...Because of who I am, I will not describe what she had on, or did not have on because that is like so P.G. like totally!

Anyhu, and this brings me to the point of this story.

Apparently her paps, (official photographer) kufed after taking photos of that mama.
Gaga has become famous for her outfits as she has her music. She wears a new and bizarre outfit for every single event that she attends making her a prime for celebrity photographers.


On Monday night, it attended (at this point I do not know if she is human) the Ace Awards in New york City. Her photographer A.J Solkaner immediately took a photo of the alien...sorry Gaga, her face obscured in a spooky black veil. The guy moves kidogo like this aaaah, he collapsed on the red carpet! He was rushed to Bellevue Hospital and was pronounced dead on arrival. Phillip Vaughan the owner of ACE Pictures confirmed that he died of a heart attack. Dude was kido like thate fae (35) years old.

Was this a freak coincidence or something sinister?

My opinion? Me I think the reptile, sorry the alien...aaargh sorry Gaga may have shape shifting powers