Nigerian Couple Give Birth To White Baby Girl

Blue-eyed blonde Nmachi, whose name means “Beauty of God” in the Nigerian couple’s homeland, has baffled genetics experts because neither Ben nor wife Angela have ANY mixed-race family history. Pale genes skipping generations before cropping up again could have explained the baby’s appearance. Ben also stressed: “My wife is true to me." “We both just sat there after the birth staring at her for ages – not saying anything.” (YEAH RIGHT. We all know what the man was thinking) Doctors at Queen Mary’s Hospital in Sidcup – where Angela, from nearby Woolwich, gave birth – have told the parents Nmachi is definitely no albino. (who would have guessed)

Ben, who came to Britain with his wife five years ago (eheh...) and works for South Eastern Trains, said: “She doesn’t look like an albino child anyway (nooooooooo, really) – not like the ones I’ve seen back in Nigeria or in books. She just looks like a healthy white baby.” “But we don’t know of any white ancestry.

“She’s beautiful and I love her. Her colour doesn’t matter. She’s a miracle baby. “But still, what on earth happened here?” (me, me, teacher me, me) Her husband told how their son Chisom, four, was even more confused than them by his new sister. Ben said: “Our other daughter Dumebi is only two so she’s too young to understand. (wacha she grows old and goes preggers!!!)
“But our boy keeps coming to look at his sister and then sits down looking puzzled. (that's coz he's always sent outside to play when some white comes visiting the mom, HE KNOWS!!!)