Loose chicks have too many role models these days. One woman wanted to be so much like Kim Cattrall’s “Sex And The City” character Samantha that she decided to sleep with 1,000 men.
Some mama named Christina Saunders said she wanted to empower herself like Samantha from Sex And The City so she took her beat up va-jay-jay on a world tour. She ultimately ended up bedding more than 1,000 boneheaded men.
She said: “Sam went from one man to the next and was proud of it. I wanted to be confident like her. I got hooked on the buzz of one-night-stands.”
She slept with at least one jamaa a week, traveled the world hunting for men to bed, and took part in threesomes.
But now Christina, 30, admits: “All I want is a man to love me – not one who just wants me for sex.”
Attractive Christina grew up in a five-bedroom house in Hertfordshire where she enjoyed riding her farasi and visiting Ascot races and Henley regatta every year. Her parents, who she describes as “very middle class”, (5 bedrooms, farasi - very middle calss? KUBAFF) had no idea of her secret life. She sighed: “They would be devastated if they knew what I was up to.”
Christina decided to copy Sam, played by Kim Cattrall, 53, during a bout of flu at university in Bristol.
Until then she hadn’t been that interested in men, saying her first sexual encounter – with a friend while she was at secondary school – was “a disaster”.
But when she fell ill in 2000, aged 20, a pal gave her the first series of Sex And The City to watch. Christina said: “The thought of four women gloating about sleeping their way around New York hadn’t appealed to me but I had nothing better to do so I watched it." (Jinga)
“Samantha was sexy, confident and proud. She had a male attitude of sleeping around and it fascinated me.” (male what?)
Last month she bedded her Mr 1,000th at a friend’s party. “He was gorgeous, blond and fantastic in bed.” (she would know)
Now the challenge is over Christina does have regrets. “Good friends stuck by me but others accused me of being a slut. (Oh Noooo!!!) I took things too far. Now all I want to do is settle down. I just hope I haven’t put men off.” ***slap, hard***
You know what I think, If her friend had given her the “Grey’s Anatomy” series, maybe she would have aspired to be a doctor. Instead, she went “on a world tour with Mohammed my man, goin’ each and every place with an "erection" .. NY, LA, DC, VA.. Riiight. True.”
Who reered this mama, ama she just sprouted like grass. SCHUUUUUUPID!!!
L0ol this is too funny to be real! Her role model was samantha, muhahaha dats madness. Devotin ur lyf to be lyk her character r u sua she aint on the same crack as amy winehouse?
ReplyDeleteMe n my cuzos n i ve sme sayins to explain to our parents n future kids y we did the shit we did wen we were yung i.e 'shit happens' and 'along the way i became confused' am nt sua this applies to slipn wit a thousand men.
If she neva got an s.t.d she is a lucky las. Bt truth be told i wudnt marry her evn if she was the last woman on earth.
Angewatch greys anatomy akuwe doctor na ajue kuchill. N if she thinks she aint a slut leave me in the same room wit her kofi moja na ameshika laini.
Rose munuhe. Xoxo