This girl Sheila Kwamboka

I tell you Kenyans we are our own worst enemies. Sheila Kwamboks, if you do not have DSTV, do not read "The Pulse" and have not been following this blog...Is a contestant at the Big Brother Africa All Stars and girl has a mouth. WHAT!!!?

So because the people who watch my show every weekday have asked me to be updating them weekly with video clips on what is going on in the house (Big Brother), as much as I hate subjecting myself to watching that it, I had to coz I love my fans...hmm...

Si then I watched and I actually managed to watch a good 5 minutes of it without gagging until the camera turned to our girl Sheila and her mouth was like an auto pilot jet on steroids. She could just not shut up! She semad that she covered the P.E.V. (yani Post Election Violence) with Jeeeff...flip your papers...Koin-age, and went ahead to wonder loudly why "I did not win the CNN journalist of the year award?"

Now that is not bad, lift your face from your hands and read on....what made me say, ata mafans wangu wanaweza kaa, is when she flaunted her celibacy ring then said..."I do not think it is right for people to have sex all the time!!!" Now burry your face and repeat after me, "this Sheila-is-a-Kubaff" How blond can one get? That sounds like the day Lil Wayne said, he THINKS that people die when the heart stops right after he said, earthquakes are a result of the earth moving.

Back to Vuvusheila, why do I call her that? she started giving people info about Hellon, Esther and Timberlake....(I have refused to call that guy "Quincy"), her housemates were looking at her with blank faces because Sheila, "THEY DO NOT KNOW WHO THOSE CLOWNS ARE"

And if you continue to make yourself look bad no amount of ranting and raving, the pope or O.D.M. (yes the political party) will save you from an early eviction.

Will I watch it again? Hell no, will I invite her to my show once her story is over? You betcha!