Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Alicia Beatz

It was another weekend filled with weddings for celebrities. Not only did Chelsea Clinton get married, (not to the crazy Kale who offered 300 goats to Bill Clinton) but singer Alicia Keys and producer Kaseem "Swizz Beatz" Dean were married over the weekend. If you are wondering if the reports are true, they are. A rep for Keys has confirmed the news of the couple's nuptials.

There was no yacht or over-the-top festivities – just family and close friends as Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz tied the knot in a private ceremony Saturday in a private home on the Mediterranean Sea.(like they would have done it in a public home on lake Baringo! NKT!)

The bride wore a Grecian-inspired Vera Wang dress (I think that means that it is nice and expensive...or just expensive) and carried a bouquet of purple calla lilies (now those ones I know). The groom was decked out in a Tom Ford tuxedo (TOM FORD is a leading fashion designer best known for his designs in luxury clothing, accessories, fragrance and cosmetics. His cheapest item being a Tom Ford lip gloss that retails at USD 850 and is only 5 ml...even my TV is not worth that much). The couple’s friend Dr. Deepak Chopra presided over the nuptials. (Dr Chopra is a dude who can heal you from any disease using yoga...Palease!!!!)

"I am thrilled. I am with the man who has inspired so much of my music and my new album The Element of Freedom." is what she said after the ceremony...(when other people get married they normally attribute their relationship on love and companionship)...I'm just saying. Just so you know, I loooooooove Aicia, yes, she and I are on first name basis. Uta Do???